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+15 C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5 C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.
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Botoru Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
300 C? i'd be long gone by then! xD
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha xD well last winter it was -36 at coldest, almost -300 right? xD
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Botoru Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-300 C*
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
i dont know what tht is in Fahrenheit... so ill just pretend that i know how cold that is.....
that is very cold and funny.
see, this is what happens when you live in the only country in the world that uses Fahrenheit, E LORO ON IL FONCULO MONDO USANO CENTIGARE!
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is in C, last year the coldest moment was -36
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student General Artist
o.o
holy shit.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yup, luckily i didnt live there. that was in lapland, far away from my town. but that doesnt mean it isnt cold as hell here :D
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student General Artist
damn. and i mean
damn.
i only use a light jacket. it isnt really freezing here. we have a lot of humidity and fog.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i just bought a thicker jacket, you really need one here in finland. but lately it hasnt been so cold, only -3..-5 celsius ^^
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Student General Artist
hahahahahaha THATS STILL COLD :icondeathstareplz:
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