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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.
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Botoru Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
300 °C? i'd be long gone by then! xD
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha xD well last winter it was -36 at coldest, almost -300 right? xD
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Botoru Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-300 °C*
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
i dont know what tht is in Fahrenheit... so ill just pretend that i know how cold that is.....
that is very cold and funny.
see, this is what happens when you live in the only country in the world that uses Fahrenheit, E LORO ON IL FONCULO MONDO USANO CENTIGARE!
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is in °C, last year the coldest moment was -36
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student General Artist
o.o
holy shit.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yup, luckily i didnt live there. that was in lapland, far away from my town. but that doesnt mean it isnt cold as hell here :D
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student General Artist
damn. and i mean
damn.
i only use a light jacket. it isnt really freezing here. we have a lot of humidity and fog.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i just bought a thicker jacket, you really need one here in finland. but lately it hasnt been so cold, only -3..-5 celsius ^^
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DragonBallZcat Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Student General Artist
hahahahahaha THATS STILL COLD :icondeathstareplz:
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
naaah, not really :D(i was enjoying the warm days with my dog)

today it was -14 c.. so -3..-5c is nothing
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ixbranna16 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Everything in the world makes sense now... O.o

Finns are tough.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha we sure are xD
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ixbranna16 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heck, I've never felt it below -15 before! I'm scared to think of absolute zero...*shivers*...

Southern Ohio doesn't get very cold XD
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i wanna move there xD
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ixbranna16 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Be my guest XD If you can stand the people I live around, that is.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why, are they terrible or annoying? :D
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ixbranna16 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They are.........unique...

...do you like mud? lol strange question, yes, but common around here. Especially since the main sport seems to be driving through huge ponds of it. I prefer to watch and laugh when they get stuck.
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I DUNNO xD never thought of that xDD
and i think finlands main sport is ice hockey, we won the world championship this year ( you probebly already knew that)^^
the weirdest sport ive ever heard of is underwater icehockey. thats what is basically is. icehockey in freezing water, and the players cant even use any oxygen tanks. the 1st world championship was held is austria and apparently finland won xD
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anime-mega-fan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol hahahaha
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
whats so funny about this? i dont understand. these are facts?


xD
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anime-mega-fan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
yep i know just found it funny with countries having such hot weather and finding it cold haha plus this makes me feel bad for moaning about it being cold here haha of course they are awesome facts :D :D :D
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so how cold is there? it was only -11 here today, so it wasnt so terrible to walk to the library
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anime-mega-fan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
haha it was about -1 degrees in hull today but its 2 degrees now so warming up its supposed to get colder again tonight wow cant imagine -11 very very cold (i feel very stupid now for moaning about being cold at school today) :facepalm:
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
-11 is nothing, theres a city in northern finland called rovaniemi, there was -24 yesterday.
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anime-mega-fan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
WOW !!!!!! I think i would probably just die going there!!!
haha i think i am happy with our rainy british weather haha lol i will not complain about it being cold again :D seriously to me -11 is very cold and -24 is insanely cold
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha, thats just normal in january :D maybe even warm? :D last year the coldest temperature was -36 if i remembler right.. it was somewhere in norther finland, probably in lapland.
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Kagome-Chi Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
True... So true...
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
niinpä, mitähän noi jotkut tulee nauramaan tälle, täähän on siis ihan perustietoo?
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Kagome-Chi Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD ne ei ymmärrä silloin suomalaisuutta
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ei :/
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Kagome-Chi Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ne pitäis lukita johonkin mökkiin perähikiällä viikoksi ja kattoa sitten niiden suomalaisuus tietämystä uudestaan :D
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hyvä idea. oliks se pasilas mis se kyösti lukitsi jonku mökkiin metsään viikoks?


ne saa siel kiikarit kädes katsoa suomen metsän asukkeja; karhuja, lintuja ja hyttysiä.
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Kagome-Chi Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
en muista... varmaan...
joo :D ja ei anneta hyttyssumutetta ja ruuaksi vaan makkaraa
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partymursu Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*mustaamakkaraa

kuulosti pervolta.

noh, johtuu siitä että olen pervo.

noin, myönsin sen.
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